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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rockstar: looks great, ship it!

[–] chase_what_matters@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Did the AI create Mario Junk™️ that had to be blurred out?

[–] Ozzy@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

Mario dong too powerful for the internet

[–] Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi 5 points 2 years ago
[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Looks like one of those stills from Ren and Stimpy, or Sponge Bob.

[–] victron@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago

Hell yeah, the "gross-ups" lmao

[–] notst@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I watched Ren and Stimpy daily as a kid. 🥰

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 years ago

pov you're luigi and ate the wrong mushroom

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 2 years ago

"Screenshots taken from various formats"

As a ZX Spectrum owner that phrase is still traumatising.

[–] notst@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

True. However back when these games were state of the art, you somehow were able to imagine the graphics to be better than what was actually on screen. At least that's how it felt to me (played my first games in the early 90s).

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Of course, although in the 90s there were also some that stood out in terms of graphics and soundtrack 10 years ahead of the rest, like MDK, a real gem. Now you can play it for free, right in your browser

https://playclassic.games/games/action-dos-games-online/play-mdk-online/play ( it loads DOS Box)

or download it from GOG or Steam for Windows (€9.99)

https://www.gog.com/game/mdk

https://store.steampowered.com/app/38450/MDK/

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[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Another young actor's life destroyed by drugs and alcohol (I knew something was fishy about these shrooms.)

[–] notst@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Edit: I wish that GIF would play without clicking it (Jerboa). 🤔

Edit 2: Plays fine in Sync at least...

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I'm fine since I'm using Liftoff :D

[–] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He does kinda look like Mario at the end

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[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh god, I cannot unsee the buttons as nipples from now on 🙈🙈🙈

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Haha fuck. I saw them as eyeballs and you took that away from me.

[–] blastofffox@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aftermath of exploring worlds under drainage pipes.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mario meets the Teenage Meth'n Turtles.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Mario meets long term workplace illness. Unfortunately I don’t think Mario belongs to a union. Bowser be like “just one more castle and you’ll make it big here Mario”

[–] Adeptfuckup@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

JFC that’s unsettling shit right there. It makes my scalp itch

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How did it know to put an M on the hat?

[–] whileloop@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Because either the person who made this face the AI some extra prompting, which might explained the other oddities, or this isn't the work of AI at all.

[–] aranym@lemmy.name 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The more I look at this, the more I doubt an AI was involved. Too many aspects of the clothing, body, etc are just way too consistent.

[–] notst@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] TheMemorius@postit.quantentoast.de 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"4K" apparently just means "some higher resolution than pixel art" now

[–] notst@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah, that botheres me, too. Also when a game is labeled to have "psx graphics" and it just means that they use low res textures without filtering but at the same time it has real time shadows, requires 4GB VRAM and uses bunch of other modern techniques.

[–] taanegl@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

Luigi: "Mario, I think the mushrooms are kicking in."

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Do you have one of him naked?

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I promise to make you one tonight.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You are amazing.

I can't wait to beat it to Mario's fat cock.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I get home in about two hours. But soon friend!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I am going to beat my meat until it’s a bloody and more useless nub.

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[–] gazby@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Upvote just for the name, JFC lol

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

New Mario X The Last of Us crossover.

[–] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why is the crotch greyed out?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Mario is suffering from incontinence these days. Dude is well over 70 years old maybe 80. He was a master plumber back in the early to mid 70s, so he would have been 25 bach then, at least.

[–] smellythief@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this like when porn performers complained about 4K because you could see their imperfections?

[–] Toast@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

They did that?

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Turns out all that jumping about in the sewers was not the best for Mario’s health

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Take it back!!

[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Someone needs to make a ROM hack out of this lol

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Go back, go back!

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago
[–] hakase@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I'd say this pretty accurately shows the current state of video game remakes.

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

can we get a nsfw tag, that was very disturbing.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

Ah another corrupted by the blight of Nurgule

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