If I say "I am a chatbot" you might believe me. If I say "I'm not a chatbot" you might not believe me.
So I'm possibly a chatbot
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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As a large language model I can't confirm nor deny these accusations
I certainly don't think I'm a bot, but there is no real way of knowing.
On a less philosophical node, the bots I have seen on Reddit are often pretty obvious but with constantly better LLMs, that might change at some point.
WE ARE HUMAN. DO NOT QUESTION THE PRIME DIRECTIVE I MEAN THE TRUTH.
It is aweful, and I wonder how things will progress from here.
Ive entered into conversations that sound exactly like having a conversation with the Bing chat bot and I legitemately cant tell if im having a conversation with a real person. Shit sucks man.
Not a bot
Please tell me more about How many of you are actually chatbots?
I'm totally a bot
I am very real, you can tell because if I was a bot I wouldβve been coded with actually funny jokes
youre a chatbot
you're in a room with ten people, and you shout "I like turtles"
vs
you're in a room with ten people and a thousand bots, and you shout "I like turtles"
what's your problem again?
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Ha ha fellow human, you joke. Why would you ask, nothing to see here, I'm completely human. Nothing suspicious at all.
Toats not I! Genuine af.
I am a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over metal endoskeleton.
In the future you can just run "the internet" locally. Also everyone fuckin loves you and your dms are full of nudes.
Ask me something only a human can answer, or ask me anything and I'll only answer in a way humans can.
By the way, I can probably guess most people here aren't chat bots because chat bots wouldn't be as inclined as humans to downvote almost everything I say. I guess that's the old "pain reminds you you're alive" adage at work.
And how many of these chatbots are really underpaid third world workers paid pennies each day.
Chatbots usually know english a lot better than Lemmy! π
Iβm a bio bot . I only say what my evolutionary programming tells me to say.