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[–] ISOmorph@feddit.de 96 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That sounds like the error message of a dev that handed in his 2 weeks.

[–] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

It sounds like the error message a dev shop makes up when the PM doesn't specify what the error message should be...

Cries in "let's outsource this, it should be cheaper and faster"

[–] ddkman@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

I think it is more like "this error should NEVER EVER EVER EVER appear". Then, as it is customary, it did.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago (4 children)

The really absurd thing is that there is a "Fix Problem" button on the bottom of the screen.

I really wonder what it does.

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How do you think the popup window got there?
You click the "fix problems" button and it tells you to fix the damn problems! Duh!

[–] tool@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It's a motivational button.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

It displays this message box.

[–] akash_rawal@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
sleep 120 #TODO: actually solve a problem
echo "Sorry, we could not solve this problem."
[–] Muddobbers@infosec.pub 23 points 2 years ago

This is an IT job in a nutshell

[–] partypoop@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard.

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I've always liked, Error ID:10T.

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

Congratulations, you are the IT guy now.

[–] drem@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Not surprised it is a printer

[–] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Legally no. That is a demand.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 10 points 2 years ago

I think I like this more than corporate bullshit. :)

[–] nothendev@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago

because it is

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I guess this printer really owns its customer.

[–] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

This sums up my experience with windows pretty well

[–] nocturne213@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I office spaced my epson and switched to brother with no regrets.

[–] Fuckswearwords@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Just call the helpdesk. They're payed to solve problems at work

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I have an ecotank from Epson and I've never seen this