this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2024
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Aneurysm Posting

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For shitposting by people who can smell burnt toast.

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  3. Nothing anti science.
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  7. Must tag AI posts as such.

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[–] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

It's more Don't Dead Open Inside than Aneurysm Posting, I feel.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Dammit... So close...

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

I am very anxious about blood draws. The flag is speaking to me.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Don’t save a life, Be afraid to give blood

That sounds like a warning.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Just saw the community poster and remembered I never really mentioned @timenaan@lemmy.world for the creation of this community, whose comment on a post (first post on this community) is why I made this community.

Wait that tag didn't work, how do I tag a user?

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@timenaan@lemmy.world

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Oooh. Thanks!

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh hi, thanks for remembering.

[–] Hobbes@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

I think you meant to post this to !dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I shan't not!

EDIT: I shannot?

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

You shannot pass

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

I like to think the story behind this one is that it originally didn't have the top right text. The put "be afraid" on a new line, it left a hole in the top right, so they filled it in without thinking.

Boom. This.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

Even if you go by the colors it doesn't make sense. "Don't be afraid to give... Save a Life... Blood"

What?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Fuckin vampire van

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Passive-aggressive marketing.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

transcript (manual):

DON'T SAVE A LIFE
BE AFRAID TO GIVE BLOOD