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[–] colin@lemmy.uninsane.org 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

y'all peel your bananas? wtf

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 years ago

Of course! Or do you eat the inside too?

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

All the nutrients are in the skin!

[–] CumBroth@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] stevep@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Those bananas in the bottom pic definitely look edible to me. They taste better slightly overripe too.

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

i kinda like green-ish ones, "bad" ones are also fine (still fully edible, even the black parts)

[–] JTheDoc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

On the other hand:

Banana Bread 🍌🍞

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a very appealing fruit.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you think bananas are sexy?

[–] DrNyaaa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Yes and so r u

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I love bananas, but recently I became allergic. Seems related to my longstanding latex allergy. It's too bad.

[–] don@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Not to be a part of the anti-banana conspiracy (that’d be crazy yall) but yall realize JUST HOW RADIOACTIVE BANANAS ARE COMPARED TO OTHER FRUIT LIKE TOMATOES ITS NOT A CONSPIRACY THEYRE TRYIN TO KILL US ALL VIA BANANAS

SHEEPLE WAKE UP FFS

[–] kspatlas@artemis.camp 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aren't humans much more radioactive than bananas

[–] Sketchpad01@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

I just skip the humans altogether and eat the radiation. Not as fattening.

[–] PixTupy@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Mmmmmmm... radioactivity...

[–] ShootBANGdang@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I hate them. Can’t stand the texture, and the flavor isn’t even good. Like eating a soggy pasty log

No same. I eat them right before the last of the green goes away and it's much more pleasant.

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[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Unfortunately, also going extinct if we don't play our cards right. All crop bananas are monocultures, basically clones, and there is a strain of fungus that has adapted to infect them with near 100% mortality rate. A single speck of contaminated soil can destroy an entire field, and it is only aggravated by the effects of climate change which are already devastating food production in general. In fact, we've already lost one banana cultivar to another very similar fungus. Commenting not to be a downer but to raise awareness of this active and serious issue. Bananas are a staple crop that many people depend on to survive, both economically and directly as a source of food. Programs are underway to save them but success is far from guaranteed.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Found today that our goats like to eat the peel.

[–] Wildf1re@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

[small piano riff]

[captivating battle music starts]

[–] DakkaDakka@reddthat.com 8 points 2 years ago

Doesn't make a mess during consumption? Tell that to my 2 year old...

[–] my_blackest_day@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
  • multi-functional ✔︎

They also fit nicely in my asshole.

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

can also be used to substitute eggs in baking!

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Fun fact: Artificial banana flavoring became popular in the US a decade before fresh bananas were readily available.

Source: https://www.sciencefriday.com/articles/why-dont-banana-candies-taste-like-real-bananas/

[–] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I will never try the tasty bananas.

The only bananas I will ever eat were thought of as trash by the people that got to eat the tasty bananas.

The closest I will ever come is the artificial flavor in the runtz candy bananas.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the artificial flavor in the runtz candy bananas

Long live the gros michel.

[–] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

I knew they had a more official name than "tasty banana" but I couldn't think of it, thank

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can you provide some visual reference on how big the bananas on the picture are?

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago

Around the size of 1 SBU (standard banana unit).

[–] ForestOrca@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago
[–] A_A@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I believe in this community you have to write the word "rule" in the title, like so :
Banana? Banana rules !
(you can edit the title even after posting, that is, if you want so)

[–] Depress_Mode@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You don't have to, it's just that everyone copies everyone else doing it. All that's asked of users is to post when visiting.

Yep. Stuff like this shouldn't be rule(s). Like it was on reddit. (Meirl, what could go wrong...)

[–] Username02@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know what I like more than banana? Durian.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago
[–] HeckGazer@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

Checkmate atheists

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

i wash my bananas

[–] lorez@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

You can use em for scale when showing another object.

Do you want a banana?

peel it down and go mm m mmm

Do you want a banana?

This banana for you

[–] animelivesmatter@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm ready for the creationists claiming bananas are evidence of God

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I love their reasoning is really the result of thousands of years of human cultivation and cross-breeding.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

• You can drop them on the floor and still eat them ✔️

[–] Treczoks@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Produces Antimatter

[–] Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.tf 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I used to like bananas but the last one I had made me sick

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