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[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 100 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Tik Tok.

Not Tik Toker or Tik Tok Content Producer.

They want to be one with Tik Tok, they want to be Tik Tok. Every generation we are moving closer to the convergence of mankind.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Except for that one guy who refuses to move away from IRC

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot slaps SuperDuper around a bit with a large trout.
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[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago

Basically Evangelion. But instead of cool ass mechs, it's idiot kids doing cringe hand dances.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

I mean, stand up your own instance of peertube and you kinda can be lol

[–] planish@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Is there any other job where multiple successive presidential administrations try to ban you?

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[–] Confuzzeled@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I wanted to be a holy fool but I'm an atheist so fool it is.

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

When I grow up I'm going to bovine university; majoring in tik tok.

[–] Nowyn@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

I played being a bureaucrat. I became woke moralist. Well, kind of.

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Holy fool?

A new job just dropped.

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 28 points 2 years ago

New? Rasputin would like a word.

[–] GamesRevolution@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Google "collective bargaining"

[–] cxfredeper@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
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[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 years ago

Ha. The kids are alright.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Quite encouraging for the political future of the country that woke moralist and bureaucrat are above holy fool 😂

[–] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I really want to know what a woke moralist is and how this poll was presented to kids such that this was a common selection.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Probably just a right wing echochamber term for someone who doesn't like bigotry and discrimination and has the nerve to say so 🤷

As for it being included in a survey, I have a sneaking suspicion that this meme is BASED ON a true story at most 😁

[–] Zastyion345@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago

It was in use among other meaningless buzzwords way before that. That guy's wanna be villain speech just launched it into stardom

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I mean, let's see.

  1. You work from home (or anywhere with internet)
  2. You are your own boss (esk)
  3. You can possibly make more money than any of the other jobs listed below.
  4. You job is to have fun making content.
  5. All you need is a smartphone (no diploma, no certification)
  6. Companies give you free shit to promote on your channel and pay you as well.

Honestly, I hate it but it fucking makes sense tho.

EDIT: Also seeing the rest of the list, all other jobs are doing something ilegal or corrupt, and that os worse than TikTok IMO.

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[–] ikiru@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago

I would love to be a professional AirBnB squatter. That sounds awesome.

Paid to permanently travel internationally and stay in AirBnBs for free and harass shitty landlords all over the world. That's the life.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] DeGandalf@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Those numbers don't even try to add up to 100%, so I guess each kid wants multiple things

[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think theoretically you could be a tik tok poster/woke moralist/airbnb squatter all at once.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Don’t forget holy fool

[–] NuPNuA@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Woke moralist tik tocker is already a multi class isn't it?

[–] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

13.65% of kids are really really boring.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love.

Even if it's not a good idea.

[–] Roundcat@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

I didn't choose the crisis actor life. It told me not to come to school.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You mean I've been stealing the job of a woke moralist all this time? Let this random Lemmy comment serve as my immediate ignominious resignation. I'm no blackleg, god damnit.

Good thing I didn't quit my day job as a bureaucrat.

[–] Tar_alcaran@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I've been woke moralizing for free, like some kind of chump. No more I say, I'll stop doing it for free right now! I demand fair pay and equa... Damn it.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why not all of them? Hire as an uber driver, paint wojaks of your guests (while driving, shout: Jesus, take the wheel). Film everything for tiktok, and rob them out at destination. The rest is the stuff you talk about while driving.

Edit: don't forget to steal the keys for your new airbnb squad.

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

I just hope they don’t take my boomer job as a blahaj puppeteer…. fuckin woke kids

[–] northernnoel@lemmy.sweeney.social 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Zastyion345@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

That is for you to decide :D

[–] ademir@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 2 years ago

That's the friends we made on the way.

[–] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Johnny Cash turned out to be a Highwayman, he was doing alright. Way to go kids

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I thought that was Willie Nelson? Cash became a starship captain

[–] accidentalloris@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This is not a conversation I expected to see on Lemmy

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[–] Dr_Evil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But what is their job?

JUST TABLES!

...and dealing with Eddie Munster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZBwPmla8QQ&t=35

[–] SpooneyOdin@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

These tables are how I keep my house hot!

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

You don't know how to treat the customer! You don't know how to treat the crypt keeper!

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[–] worfamerryman@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What’s a wojak artist? And a crisis actor. And anything else on this list you care to explain. I know what a TikTok is.

[–] Zastyion345@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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