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submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When the light is green, the smork is clean

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago

When the light is brown the smork is frown.

[–] pezhore@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I want one. But only if it screams, "ALAM! ALAM!" when it's set off.

[–] BleakBluets@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"Woah oh Blek Berty"

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

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[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

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[–] Pissman2020@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Woa-oh black betty

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

AMBEL

RAMPS

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Smorks can be dangerous if their natural food sources are disrupted,

[–] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago

Sounds Australian

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Mine keeps repeatedly asking me about my car's extended warranty

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

They put "smok alam" there and their boss was like "you missed an R there bud" and they were like "i got you"

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

i prefer smonk alonks

[–] JATtho@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

o ou mean smirk?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

"SMORK ALAM" sounds like something out of a surreal meme. All it missing is Meme Man smoking a cigarette in front of it.