Call me when it can map out my house to send to a corporation to spy on, or get hacked to scream slurs at me. Without those features idk if its worth
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
627 points (98.9% liked)
memes
17841 readers
2346 users here now
Community rules
1. Be civil
No trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour
2. No politics
This is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world
3. No recent reposts
Check for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month
4. No bots
No bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins
5. No Spam/Ads/AI Slop
No advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live. We also consider AI slop to be spam in this community and is subject to removal.
A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
Sister communities
- !tenforward@lemmy.world : Star Trek memes, chat and shitposts
- !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world : Lemmy Shitposts, anything and everything goes.
- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world : Linux themed memes
- !comicstrips@lemmy.world : for those who love comic stories.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
With this model everything about you will be shared with every appliance in the vicinity.
Could even cure youre arthritis tbh, not a doctor
I'm sold!
I don’t know I’m kind of a staunch privacy advocate. I don’t like the idea of all my most intimate parts being flung around the neighbors’ house all willy nilly.
Hm. I showed this to my husband, who immediately pointed out that it's an anti-tank mine and thus couldn't be foot-activated.
He'd be wrong, almost every Russian mine can be modified to AP use by changing the fuse some even have two fuse ports, one for AT and another that's anti tampering/anti personnel.
Here's a version with somewhat fewer jpegs
That's 50 cubic meters!
Maybe it's supposed to be a 50m radius. Of a sphere.
One time use though - for the vacuum cleaner and the house as well as the user
Actually now that I think about - excellent combo-deal
Last you a lifetime.
For only 99 bucks, you'll never have to vacuum again!
Make America clean again!
Considering it's a Russian mine, no different than Trump's "concept of a plan"
Russian
-57
Soviet as it gets.
When it comes to vacuums, don’t cheap out. A good one will last a lifetime.
This one, though, chief.
Literally will last your entire life
Country roads, take me home
As someone who sells robot vacuums for a living, I'd take two!
thats a blower not a vac
Hattiesburg MS... Lethas BBQ.
You're welcome.
Are we sure it creates a vacuum and not the opposite?
Depends on the detonation velocity and explosive force of the mine. If shockwave border is thick enough and travels at an appropriate speed, it will shove pretty much everything in front of it which leaves a vacuum.
I don't know how AT-mines are constructed, but I assume they are on the slower side to generate more heat.
I need to get one of those, then build a distortion pedal into that, for an explosive sound.
Absolutelu gnarly idea. Though it might prove difficult to take it on a plane if you want to tour internationally.
They fucking lied to me. It is absolutely not foot activated. I even jumped on it and nothing.
Watch, I can probably run over it with my truck and not set it off.