Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 4 months ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No one trusts a mole

[–] actually@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Reactive agents , like Jame’s Bond, help convert moles

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How ionic.

[–] Seaflea@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 4 months ago

I'm glad someone has a solution.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 4 months ago

Ooof. I'll be keeping an ion you!

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Even shadows?

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

They can be a bit shady...