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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

sigh Still no pickles

[–] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Call me when you've made a vegan cheeseburger that isn't dairy-free.

[–] dvoraqs@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

All you need is milk from a mammal who can consent.

[–] dvoraqs@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Dairy is definitionally non-vegan because it is products from animals