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Kemi Badenoch doesn't like sandwiches (feddit.uk)

submitted 2 months ago by frazorth@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk

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[–] rubikcuber@feddit.uk 48 points 2 months ago

Apparently, when you can shout "BRING ME MY STEAK" at a servant you don't need to eat a Boots Meal Deal. Who knew?

[–] frazorth@feddit.uk 42 points 2 months ago

lunch is for wimps

Sounds like someone who doesn't work hard enough to need a break.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the rhetorical sophistication it takes to be a conservative leader. I can't pick which insane take to make fun of first.

Doesn't think sandwiches are real food, but you do eat them for breakfast. Only eats bread that is dry? Eats steak at her desk for lunch, but lunch is wimpy?

[–] Trebuchet@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago

Fucking weirdo

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago

I work and eat at the same time too. But only if I'm getting paid to and I get to leave half an hour early and get home sooner, not because I'm a hard worker.

I would rather a half hour at home at the end of the day instead of half an hour unpaid break in the middle of the day just sitting in an office.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

She is eating steak while working?!

[–] RainyRat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I feel sorry for anyone else who has to use her keyboard.

[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Wait... Isn't everyone?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bread: I will not touch Kemi Badenoch if she's moist.

[–] frazorth@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

🤢

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

You think she gets moist? My brother, it's probably got the same feel as inserting into a rolled up sanding belt.

[–] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine your personality being your stupid opinions… Get a fucking life

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Welcome to social media lol.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

This has a similar energy as the Taylor Swift Scrotum Punch meme

[–] rwtwm@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it's a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.

[–] dance_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, the former PM: https://youtube.com/shorts/M_U0g6uKj8E

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mexican coke? Is he just parroting Americans on the internet?

[–] Atlas_ie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

He did say fries instead of chips