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[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Does it, though? And how can it get past the diving suit?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have a hole cut in mine ☹️

[–] recentSloth43@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago
[–] abaddon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago
[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Of course its a kind of catfish that prays on your junk.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Don't all catfish?

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They actually seek out other fish and live in their gills as parasites. They're attracted to ammonia to help them find gills and so sometimes they can get confused and think a urethra is a gill slit. This doesn't work out for anyone involved. On the plus side, I think this mostly only happens when someone is actively pissing.

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately I think this guy pissed himself when he saw it.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jode@midwest.social 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Pretty much the plot of every xenonorph film

[–] meliante@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

I haven't played this game in over 30 years. I don't remember the graphics being this good... 🤔