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If your penis could speak, what would it say ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] tpyoman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I'm tired boss.

[–] twinpeaks2112@hilariouschaos.com 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“My neighbors are nuts, but at least they’re not an asshole.”

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My neighbours, Tom and Harry, are nuts and my best friend is a cunt.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 month ago

perfect

[–] twinpeaks2112@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you put a “u” in neighbors because you hate America?

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, because I am from the other side of the moat.

[–] twinpeaks2112@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh really? When’s the last time you had beans?

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Had beans on toast for lunch just yesterday.

[–] twinpeaks2112@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 1 month ago

Oi, mate, I’m knackered after that proper long trek, but fancy a pint down the local to have a chinwag and a butcher’s at the footie?

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 1 month ago

Bahaha 🤣👌

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stop choking me! That's it! I quit!

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 month ago

👌🤣💯

[–] Chefdano3@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It'd probably just make warcraft murloc noises.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 1 month ago

Girthy?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where's my hoodie?

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 month ago

I've got bad news ..

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It'd just repeatedly sing the lyrics to Sixteen Tons by Tennessee Ernie Ford.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A beautiful melody

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Indeed 👍

I prefer Tay Zonday's version though..

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MhV-ak3H52s

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 month ago

Hell yea