learn to code and you'll forever more be going "i could probably fix this if i could be fucked to get familiar with the codebase"
Programmer Humor
Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
Rules:
- Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
- No NSFW content.
- Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
Staring at some open source code in horror, like you just flipped to a random page of the Necronomicon.
Knowing how to code and interacting with stuff like the nintendo e shop scrollimg performance being super shit makes me think I would absolutely be fired if I deployed shit like that in prod for millions of users.
Give a man a fish, and he'll be fed for a day
Teach a man to fish, and he'll be training orcas to attack shipping vessels
Now i complain about both the bugs in my games and the bugs in other games
Learn to code and you’ll be too busy complaining about your own bugs everyday.
Looks at Undertail and Balatro just being a collection of IF statements…
At minimum I think it would stop people from calling devs lazy. I don’t code, but even I know for how boring Ubisoft games are, none of them were “lazy” outputs.
I only chose this career path because I heard there were a lot of hugs. 🥲
Become an entomologist and never complain about them ever.
Even flies?
No I for sure complain, but for date bugs.. I'll be forgiving
As someone who had a career as a web developer and had to build sites that worked pixel perfect on multiple devices and clients I think game developers are jokers