ApeNo1

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[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

(Feeds article into an AI document summarisation tool)

Summary: Because money.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 19 points 4 days ago

I presume the next logical step would be to ask the same of US law enforcement, judicial systems, financial institutions, etc?

Cue the cricket sounds…

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

“Two weeks. Twooo weeeks! Wweeeoo...”

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yep. My poor recollection sounds like the bogan Australian version.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Sounds like someone has a copy of Gary’s Sports Almanac.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

For some reason this article brings up a childhood memory of an opera singing orange on Sesame Street.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

DogeNet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes a racist douche bag at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 36 points 1 month ago

We can’t tolerate transitioning energy. Energy is deterministically male or female at conception.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

“Defense network computers. New... powerful... hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination.”

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Patisserie Chicken

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Getting Requiem for a Dream vibes.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mark Fuck-a-Bird

 

Got an Ooni for my birthday on the weekend and made my first ever pizzas. How did I do folks?

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