No foul language - i.e. French ๐คฎ
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626
Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
Someone on the original post said that this is from that one Brazilian pizza shop that does a bunch of really weird pizzas just as a social media thing, and I agree. I'm pretty sure I've seen this pic in a compilation of their pizzas, but it might have been a different one with a whole chicken.
OK, America unironically sucks for a lot of reasons but this isn't one of them. No, we would not. And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.
And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.
Strong words for a country where more people eat doughnuts for breakfast than sausages.
Whoy ain't they eatin' sawsagees???
Doughnuts are easier to bring to a group setting
He never brought a pot of beans.. lol
Why? Not enough sugar?
If you put any more sugar into UK beans they'd qualify as caramel, what are you talking about.
No one would eat that abortion
I know right, the cheese isn't even melted.
I'm not eating undercooked rotisserrie-chicken-sprinkles-offbrand-m&m-pizza, go crisp that in the air fryer for a few minutes.
I mean, I'd eat the chicken in its own and I bet the desert pizza tastes pretty decent.
A pizza place where I live does desert pizza and it's fantastic
Lol I mean if I were starving I would but it's not appetizing
I guarantee that pizza isn't American, it's Japanese or from the UAE, book it
If there's one thing Americans have excessively strong opinions about, it's pizza. This looks like some social media bait nonsense.
Brazil is known for this kind of thing. They make up a significant number of the posts in r/pizzacrimes
Pretty sure it's Brazilian. There's a restaurant, Pizzeria Bate Papo, that posts weird pizzas like this online. There might be more as I've seen people joke about Brazilian pizzas in general, but I'm a yank and that one restaurant is the only place I know of for sure.
average american first breakfast
Needs Mountain Dew
What is it Christmas? It ain't no holiday every day.
You could at least blame us for things that we're actually responsible for, like cherry pizzert.
This isn't slander. Slander is spoken, in print it's libel.
Lol, yes... As an American this is what we eat all of the time.
While we're all here, I've got a bridge here in the US I'd love to sell some of you Europeans. It's a great investment, please DM me for details.
How am I supposed to eat my everything pizza without the beans on toast section? Is there even haggis in this?
Americans take things far too seriously.
Beans on toast has piss in it??
Itโs the grape?!?! What the fuck!?! I get the dinner/dessert pizza with a whole chicken but why the one grape!?!
That's an olive
Begun, the Food Wars have.
is that a grape?
Are olives that foreign to ya?
I think they were just surprised to see a vegetable involved.
Tbf there's also what appears to be whole sun-dried tomatoes and chicken. Both those are also vegetable
I looked at that and thought it looked more like a grape then an olive as well at first. Thanks for the solidarity
And theyโd still call that a biscuit.
Literally me yesterday: chicken, waffles, fruit, whipped cream, and no regrets.