CaptFeather

Can't tell you the insane amount of resumes I've come across that I just want to send back with corrections lmao

It's a toxic masculinity trait. His value is tied to how much money he makes in his mind, and because men are supposed to be more valuable to society according to the patriarchy he is therefore a failure.

My tuxedos are so sweet, but holy shit they are the dumbest animals I've ever met.

Merry Chystler!

Sounds typical for Christians. They have to actively make things up to be persecuted about, because fomo I guess? Lol

I love how conservatives throw around the word "woke" like it actually bothers anyone lol. Even my dad last week at Thanksgiving made a comment about how the Marvel movies were getting too woke. Like WTF does that mean? Lmao

When my best friend first moved in with me I had to teach her how to cook lol. When I was a teen my mom forced my brothers and me to cook dinner a few times a week which I'm really thankful for

I would love to see the correlation between alcoholism and accidents. Bet that crowd is way more accident prone.

Always thought they were ridiculous and intrusive. So long as you show up sober and do your job properly who the fuck cares what you do in your off time? I'm the director for a nonprofit. I'm a huge stoner and my boss (executive director) was a hippie back in the day lol. I love hearing her wild drug stories from the 70's and 80's lmao. I'm also pretty open with my employees about the fact that I smoke weed. Turns out most of them do too! I always come well dressed, usually in a suit with a clean haircut, so I love seeing their faces when I tell them I'm a pot head lmao

Anyway, my employees are all very hard workers and I can tell they enjoy working here. The fuck would I ruin that by drug testing?

Think about the smell

Yeah at first I thought about how I had a toy army knife growing up, then realized that's a very American toy to have lmao. I do think though that making this a big deal is just adding to its popularity. Kids only think it's cooler since their parents are freaking out.

Spot on lmao

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