Codpiece

Not in northern Europe you don’t, unless you want your salt diluted even more.

I’m fairly sure water companies don’t have anything to do with issuing oil drilling and exploration licenses.

I bet all the fucking junk they keep stuffing through my letterbox is first class though…

See that second panel? That’s you, that is.

“The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone”.

Ankh Morpork

A seemingly large portion of its population seem to have chosen freedom from education.

1600 metres, but I’m not walking to do the weekly shop. Or 900 metres if I want to pay extortionate amounts of money for probably out of date items.

And lots of decibels.

Because that all makes perfect sense.

Well, the kg bit does anyway.

You’re mixing up weight and volume measurements, and everyone knows an average American is a lot of decibels.

Has anyone thought to try pressing Ctrl-E?