Codpiece

joined 2 months ago
[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

Black Death. Tastes like I’d expect a chemical burn to taste.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If only there was a whey to revive it.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It was no Virgin Megastore.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

I’m currently addicted to Tesco’s beef and horseradish crisps.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 0 points 2 months ago

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Just because it’s there, doesn’t mean you have to milk the pun for all it’s worth.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 57 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not sure it’s just limited to driving. Lots of self entitled cunts everywhere.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

Those crazy Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

Eww, why would you lick a cow clean???

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

Is your weekly consumption of honey about the weight of two bears by any chance?

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Well unless you’ve got a species that has become extinct in the wild and you’re working to restore it….

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

You need to shell out for a new joke book.

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