"I'm sorry (this got out)."
CrunchyBoy
That's funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.
Me too, I just thought that was his personality. I mean, it fits.
Of course, that's what estrogen does.
It's surprising the 90's didn't give us a "Speed on a plane" flick. Or did they?
There's Air Force One, I guess. And there's probably a Steven Seagal plane movie.
"Animated Good Internet Find" has bad adjective order, those are GAIFs now.
Save the earth
Do coke
Fun fact: the standard qwerty layout was made to slow typewriter typing down by putting common keys off the home row and apart from each other. This was done to prevent the little key arm thingies from colliding and jamming when typing quickly.
EDIT: Apparently this is not a fact
Finally some good fucking news.
Pass the joint, bud.
Congrats you invented Rugby 2
Who keeps the metric system down?