Delphia

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[–] Delphia@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ive told my daughter "Always be nice to the quiet ones and the weird ones. Be nice and be friendly, the extroverts of the world will be fine on their own."

[–] Delphia@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Its really creepy and intrusive. But at the same time, I can find really fucked up porn with literally zero effort.

I mean, if your kid has terrabytes of rough incest bdsm porn people will ask why you werent monitoring their internet use, but monitoring them like this feels like a different kind of weird.

[–] Delphia@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Then you look for the other person at the party standing there back to the wall looking like a deer in headlights and make friends or at least form a D&D group.

[–] Delphia@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And also less likely to be married or in a long term relationship, have a baby momma/daddy or be a hopeless deadbeat who cant keep a job... yet.

It isnt fish in a barrel, its a barrel full of fish.

[–] Delphia@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Id be surprised if he did, but I wouldnt rule it out.

[–] Delphia@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Someone on Reddit called this a while back. General gist was

"Given how poorly his buying of Twitter has gone Id put money on Musks exit plan will be to start his own "A.I" development program, intertwine it with X to the point where they cant be separated and then sell off his new "A.I development platform" to whoever pisses their pants over the letters A.I and writes the biggest cheque"

[–] Delphia@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How many times do I have to qualify that I dont think this is someone who is legit?

Personal Assistants exist so that people who have the means (probably not this guy) dont have to do mundane shit like remember to set alarms and if they are willing to adequately compensate someone for that level of work (which this twit isnt) then go for it.

If I won the lottery, Id have a housekeeper and a lawn guy because although I now dont have anything better to do, I still dont want to do that shit.

If someone wants to offer me $200k a year to handle all his mundane shit and water his bonsai with EXACTLY 30ml of water every 2 days my response would be "Tap, filtered or demineralised?" not "why dont you do it your fucking self?"

[–] Delphia@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

God I'd love some money.

[–] Delphia@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its not about the cost, its about sending a message.

[–] Delphia@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ok lets just set aside that this particular job listing is bullshit.

Hypothetically if your rich and travel alot for work its not unreasonable that you might not have time to find a gym and a trainer yourself. Organising the meals isnt unreasonable, if by that you mean finding a chef, making sure the hotels menu is sufficient and so on.

The bed time one sounds like B.S but if you're the kind of person who gets caught up on projects and then realises its 3am, its not ridiculous either.

Like I said, Im pretty sure this listing is for an absolutely insane person. But at least it sets clear expectations.

[–] Delphia@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago (7 children)

It mostly reads as "extreme" but fair enough for a very well paid PA with a company credit card until you get to the compensation. Then its idiotic.

This is a job description for 2 people making $100,000 each. Or one insane person who wants to make $200k.

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