FattestMattest

joined 2 years ago

The huge stakes in a new Supreme Court case about pornography in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] FattestMattest@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything.

Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] FattestMattest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Ted Cruz is the seventh dildo

'Are you trying to kill us?' MAGA voters complain about Trump's 'depressing' nominees in c/leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world

[–] FattestMattest@lemmy.world 76 points 2 months ago (3 children)

They are against his picks but I don't think for the reason you think...

What are some fun ways to prank an asshole neighbor I'm moving away from? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] FattestMattest@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Enemy pie?

What's the most irresponsible purchase you made that you don't regret? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] FattestMattest@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

It was irresponsible of them to sell it so cheaply

Andrew Tate placed under house arrest as new human trafficking allegations emerge involving minors in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] FattestMattest@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Stop breaking the law, asshole!

Mufasa: The Lion King | Official Trailer in c/movies@lemmy.world

[–] FattestMattest@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

That doesn't look great

Missouri bans sale of Delta-8 THC and other unregulated CBD intoxicants in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] FattestMattest@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I tried a Delta 8 gummy once, very pleasant mild high. I also tried a Delta 9 gummy and that stuff is crazy and not enjoyable.

Donald Trump Photo Without Ear Bandage Raises Eyebrows in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] FattestMattest@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

He's just a terrific healer. Like a more orange Wolverine.

A cool guide to the 25 fastest-growing sports in America. in c/coolguides@lemmy.ca

[–] FattestMattest@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what kind of growth regular football is at? Funny that it's the most popular sport in the US by far but I know very few kids that play it. Flag football coming in at 25 is also surprising based on how much that's being pushed in the last 5 years.

Trump Blows a Kiss as Hulk Hogan Rips His Shirt Onstage in Surreal RNC Scene in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] FattestMattest@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Oh Terry.... What have you become?

Just A Light Dessert Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] FattestMattest@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

What more do you need?