FistingEnthusiast

joined 1 month ago

Senile

He's fucking ga-ga

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not a pick-up line as such, and I don't advise anyone doing this under most circumstances

I sent her a dick pic

It wasn't an opener, we'd been chatting, and she asked for it

We already had a spark, and were flirting for a while

I stress, this was solicited, and I even sent her a link to a picture, rather than dropping it in her DMs, so she could still control whether or not she saw it

Anyhoo, it worked

We're engaged now

Complicated, sure

But really, how much worse could it get?

He definitely wants to make himself an emperor, and with that comes real danger,

Including those who are lucky enough to live in civilised countries outside the US

'Murica exports wars, both cultural and military, to the detriment of us all

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 63 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

If they get lucky, we all get lucky

I don't believe this question is being asked in good faith

It's possibly my silliest video ever!

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The goal is to feel nothing at all!

I'm not actually into sounding, I just like making funny content

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It's a masonry bit

I also went over it with some 1000 grit sandpaper to smooth out any potentially rough edges

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I use my phone for everything

It's annoying sometimes when my place is a bit like a Faraday cage, but it works well enough for me

I don't play games or anything. I don't do much online at all

It's pretty easy to live a life without a fancy internet connection if you want to

You don't

They're relying on people giving up, because the tsunami of shit is just too much

They need the American people to be like the elephant chained to a tiny stake from a young age

It has worked. You accept things that the rest of the world find bewildering and abhorrent, because you feel like there's nothing you can do

You die from easily treatable medical problems so that people can make a profit

Your children get shot in schools, and nothing happens apart from parents buying bulletproof backpacks

People are actively supporting someone who will make their lives worse, because he encourages their hate and bigotry, so they love him for it

America is already broken

The civilised world despises you, but we also pity you.

Personally, I hate the fact that the millions of decent people get fucked by the whims of the stupid, the hateful and those who just want to make money without caring about the consequences

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