GentooIsBased

Yes, I daily drive it. It has plenty of packages. If I want something packaged, I request it on the aports repo: https://gitlab.alpinelinux.org/alpine/aports.

This is the epitome of post titles. This is the best description I have ever seen.

Plot twist: the girl was an Alpine user.

Yeah, Thinkpad's are at the end of the IQ curve.

Lolcat

I used Fedora/Hyprland for a while.

Void, Alpine, Gentoo, (and Guix) are enough for me

Just get a thinkpad.

Yeah, I would get by just fine using sand paper.

I disagree. My $45 (on sale) Kone Pro is the most comforterable thing in the world.