GreenPlasticSushiGrass

joined 2 years ago
[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Have you committed a crime that somebody noticed?" slams book shut

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Return to Homr.

Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was about 12 years old when they were popular, and I was in the market for posers with an average sound.

Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 42 points 10 months ago (10 children)

Bro put the punchline in the title.

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Using LYNX on a monochrome terminal in the university computer lab. Yes, I'm old.

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I'm wrong.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago (11 children)

Let's not forget liquor!

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