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That sounds absolutely plausible and is thus now incorporated as Truth into my memory of the goings-on.

Porn on tumblr was an early victim of credit card companies not wanting to be associated with that filthy filth, like what happened recently with videogames. Iirc, they pressured app stores to take the tumblr app down.

No matter how well you drive, trains drive freight.

I didn't know that one and it makes me so happyyy yaaay :D

Abraham to Beebraham: "Okay to borrow your zebra for a sec?"

Haifisch is also correct but less commonly used. Sounds a bit old-timey, my first association is Mackie Messer (Mac the Knife): "Und der Haifisch, der hat Zähne".

No matter how sloshed you may be, Goethe was a poet.

I thought I might make a joke about the Deutsche Bahn but I don't think it would go over well.

Who'd've thunk that not only doing everything your userbase does not want but also actively bullying a large portion of that userbase into leaving wouldn't create revenue? No, being quirky on main and self-deprecating every once in a while won't change that.

Edit: this sounds like "bullying people into leaving" and "what the userbase does not want" are two different things. That's not what I meant. I'm overthinking this. I strongly deny any accusation of ever having pissed on a poor.

Fuck off and get your hair done, Cassandra.

Other kind internet strangers have already helped me but thank you :)

Good lord, I was wrecking my brain about what you were even saying, hah. I know nothing about the makers of AI slop videos other than that they fucking annoy me but anyone suggesting that they're somehow all members of any one specific group of people can fuck right off.

Wait. Did you interpret "they" as "((((they))))" or something? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ