Patches

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[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Google has enough money for nobody to use search for a looong time

https://expertbeacon.com/diving-deep-into-alphabets-massive-cash-reserves/

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Well Fackkk...

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 5 points 15 hours ago

Try Duck Duck Go for a week.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

Don't want AI on your search?

Easy peasy just use Duck Duck Go.

Bonus: So many things but also no more captcha on every search because they don't like you protecting your own privacy.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's because they're still trying to fit their Proletariat ass into a Capitalist shaped hole.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

They initially said you could get the account, and like 300 good boy points

OR Pay $30.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Every single generation gets accused of creating the worst children ever, and they were just so much better back in the day. It's quite literally a tale as old as time.

The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

  • Plato, ~400 BCE
[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (11 children)

Ah yes the alcoholic parent. We pioneered this one ourselves. Quite the accomplishment. Having never seen our parents slam down Natty Ice each day after work, we had no idea what we were getting into.

Never before in history, had anyone ever chosen to have a drinking problem, and kids simultaneously.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You're talking about next quarter problems. Those aren't mine. I will be gone by then.

  • Every capitalist ever
[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If this website is accurate then it is impossible for me to enter my nearest city from any roadway. Great...

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.

But whether they are real people, cartoons, or sheogoraths from the fifth dimension. It's a shit game that only a shit partner would play.

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