PrunesMakeYouPoop

joined 2 years ago

Vulcan 500 with a heavy wrist.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to like electric motorcycles, but they're either more expensive than a decent car, or are obviously designed by non-biker engineers that don't understand what bikers want.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

*cries in 100 miles to reserve

Will the golden crane fly again?

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe he shouldn't have spent so much money on avocado toast and fancy covfefe.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's what I imagine goblin cum tastes like. Fucking vile.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's more complicated than that. Don't be a dick to someone on the edge.

So it's her fault the toothpaste and deodorant are behind lock and key?

Demolition edition? I'ma need SIX seashells for this.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago

Just remember, you only have control of your second thought and first action.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's more expensive, and it's typically not that much better than inorganic.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

I'm not a fan of induction cooktops that turn off when you lift up the pan. I was cooking soft scrambled eggs at my aunt's house and kept having to turn the stove back on every time I lifted up the skillet for more than about 3 seconds. It was super frustrating.

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