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Explanation: Just a caricature in Pompeiian graffiti of the 1st century AD, a rare Roman city preserved (ironically) by being buried under volcanic ash. "[This] is Rufus" is scrawled above the drawing. Say hi to Rufus, everyone!

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Rufus_est_caricature_villa_misteri_Pompeii.jpg

Good harvests and obedient serfs will come your way, but only if you say "Greetings, Goodpheasant!" to the Pleasant Pheasant Peasant

Explanation: Ulysses S. Grant was a general during the US Civil War, and later became president. Early in his career, Grant was most notable for being an excellent rider who loved horses dearly (and for his personal bravery). He was only a middling student at West Point, and his career in the Army before the Civil War is likewise unexceptional.

Despite coming from an abolitionist family (and being against slavery personally enough to free a slave whom he was given as a gift, even though Grant was in immense poverty at the time and in dire need of money), he did not begin the Civil War with strong anti-slavery opinions; by the end of the war, he was one of the champions of the liberty and equality of freed slaves, and in his presidency, he would see the first US anti-segregation legislation passed (sadly struck down by the US Supreme Court).

Ah, nothing like a lungful of fresh air just before work

In a just world, Johnson would have not only been removed after being impeached, but hanged as well.

Cool is a matter of opinion, I still like the uncircumcized beakie boys

I wish I believed that anymore.

Many German states also used the Napoleonic Code until Prussia united them, at which point they used Prussia's code as a basis, which, notably, did retain criminalization of homosexuality.

You'd be suprised.

If Diocletian has one hater, I'm him. If Diocletian has no haters, I'm dead.

Particularly difficult since these guns were often mounted on small boats ('punts') and fired across waterways XD

Ever try to paint a ten-yard line in the water?