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Wearing your seatbelt increases your chances of dying from cancer.

I think the lack of bots makes a huge difference.

You pass out because your brain goes to sleep, it's not some painful choking death.

No idea why the image rotated, it was vertical on my phone.

I think pizza also has enough different categories of ingredients and nutrients that you could survive the longest on it.

If you were doing cereal, you'd have vitamin deficiencies pretty fast, but with pizza: carbs, protein, veggies, fruit.