ReeferPirate

"Used to revolvers, .38 don't jam"

"It don't hold 15 neither"

One fewer next week, my SSD is in transit and I'll be installing bazzite on it

It's moving towards me very quickly

My cousin, brother and I used to get high and play MTG quite a bit back in the day. There's a card called "Reef Pirates" that we used to joke around and call them Reefer Pirates. When I was making an account on Diablo 2 some time around then it's what popped into my head and stuck.

Yes, a loonie is a dollar

The cheese mongrel

I always take the wheel and the fool if they're there anyway

It's the North American pokemon starters

9 & 10 for this guy

Second cousin's parent is great aunt/uncle

A parent's first cousin. Your first cousin's child would be a first cousin once removed.