Samsonreturns

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[–] Samsonreturns@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At this point, I'm more curious about who is fighting the Israeli forces. It kinda just seems like they are bombing and killing in an extermination mode

[–] Samsonreturns@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Long boi's 4 lyfe

[–] Samsonreturns@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Relationships take effort, like all the time. If you are not willing to put effort into meeting someone, then you are not ready to be in a relationship.

You seriously need to analyze what kind of person you want to attract/ communicate with/ hook up with/ chill with..

Maybe try dating apps so you can filter what you want specifically out of a relationship.

But on the real, you need to open up and broaden your horizons. You can find relationships anywhere on this planet if you're willing to talk to people, show kindness and compassion.

[–] Samsonreturns@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Someone was trying to say the Van Halen's song "Jump" was about suicide. Despite being presented with an interview with David Lee Roth (who wrote the song) explaining what the song was about. Still think about that. Idk why. Maybe because it was like one of those conversations you have with an edgy emo kid in highschool and realize they are full of shit. Some weird nostalgia I guess

[–] Samsonreturns@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Why is he holding a branded cup? Fucking shills

[–] Samsonreturns@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's been a while, but this one fucking fooled me. Let's see if tomorrow morning, ol' whiskeyleaks says something really similar

[–] Samsonreturns@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being the poor asshole that has to listen to his podcast and then make a headline out of it

[–] Samsonreturns@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
  1. Plain oats with chia seeds for breakfast (no more than a teaspoon of honey[real honey from bees or don't bother] because you still need to enjoy food). Table spoon on Saturday

  2. this is dependent on your budget: Bananas are cheap AF. Eat one whenever you have a craving. Drink a glass of water, eat a banana, then take your supplements (fish oil and multi v) in the morning after oats

2a) Apples/pears/berries. An apple can kill a craving for sweets so quickly. Plus the fiber will clean you out. Other fruit is more expensive and goes bad quickly. But seriously apples can help to be one of those fillers in your diet

  1. Tea. If you don't drink black coffee, switch to tea. No need for sugar and milk, tea is pretty good on its own. More importantly, it tastes just as good cold

  2. Drink water. When I get up in the morning, I try to drink 1 1/2 pints of water. Then start breakfast. Just walked the dog? Chug a pint. Out of the shower? Slug a half pint. Cooking lunch? Drink a pint before you eat. Yes, you will pee a lot. But you skin will look better and you won't have those moments of "shit, I need coffee" A pg* a

  3. Rice and Beans. Make one pot a week. Use oil instead of butter. Lots of beans. Chop up one large onion. Put equal parts quinoa to rice. Last a while and you can spice it or add hot sauce. Use it as a filler for eggs or chicken or whatever

  4. high volume food with low calorie density. Need a snack? Rice cakes, to raw carrots and celery, pickles, cucumber, . Chips and salsa is a good one

[–] Samsonreturns@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So what are you trying to say?

I'm down for poisoning the well, but this meme is confusing me

[–] Samsonreturns@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Love that he hooked up the other runners with some Skrill. "Sorry I whooped your ass in this race, here's a couple Gs for your trouble"

[–] Samsonreturns@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Greek history is soooo much more entertaining when you make Athens the Crips and Sparta the Bloods

[–] Samsonreturns@lemmy.world 132 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Listen fam, Pheidippides is THE OG runner. He ran 300 miles on a round trip Athens - Sparta fun run to ask for help from the persian invasion. Then right after that, Ran to the battle feild, and saw some serious shit. Aka Greek phalanx kicking the crap out of the Persian war machine. Not to make light tho, likely 10s of thousands died in hand to hand combat, and he witnessed the end of the battle. Homie ran home to tell everyone that we won. Then died... In front of the whole city-state. Not a lot of people think about the word epic and what that word actually means. Pheidippides' story is carved in stone. There have been statues of him essentially since his death, and still, there are statues of him today, 2500 years later. And literally hundreds of thousands of people run races in his honor monthly. Hell, he made running cool. Fucking change my mind. Oh yeah, his last words inspired the brand name NIKE, maybe the most famous running shoe company? Pre Fontaine is also a G, but ain't got near the prowess.

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