Xeelee

You can't tell me how to live my life!

So just Tory politics as usual?

Jewish space lasers been busy again, eh?

And yet the military will continue voting Republican. The same people who are doing everything they can to destroy the country they've sworn to protect.

Lovecraftian horror refuses to die

Meth will help you defend your gym in Pokémon Go.

Once we've banned all plastic bags, surely climate change will be solved.

Also, it's two developed nations going all out on each other. That hasn't happened since 1945.

I think he prefers to be called "Space Adolf" these days.

Slowly piecing together the evidence...

Some megalomaniac man child thought it was a good idea.

Buy one of the most recognisable brands on the planet and then just toss it overboard and replace it with something totally bland. Only a true business genius could come up with an idea like that.