Zagam

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[–] Zagam@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

The ball pit in the children's area is a great place to get, uh, let's call it veal.

[–] Zagam@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 12 hours ago

And Sublime did a song about playing the same song twice.

[–] Zagam@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This time it's different. He likes me in a way he doesn't like the others. They were all toxic but he knows I'm true. They made him be like that. He knows I won't.

[–] Zagam@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 15 hours ago

Yeah. We had a kid so we were more co-parenting than anything. We stayed friendly. Well, after a while. I was pretty hurt but eventually it all passed. And now I'm way better off. Im married again and this time I can tell it's for keeps. We have our ups and downs but we both want it to last so we each work hard at it. Also, after all the child support, and kid coming of age after some pretty rough teen years, there was some heavy feelings and drama. My wife and I made an agreement that we'd never divorce; there could be a gun and a shovel either way, but no divorce.

[–] Zagam@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

She came from a pretty messed up family. Not as bad as some but there was some pretty gross stuff going on. We dated for a long time, maybe 7 or 8 years. We got married, she was safe. And she started to grow and seek therapy. She grew into herself and it turned out we didn't love each other anymore.

[–] Zagam@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The government scientician says it offsets the microplastics.

[–] Zagam@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Still wouldn't be worth it, but it would explain a lot.

[–] Zagam@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago

"you are absolutely right."

*you are absolutely starboard.

Fify

[–] Zagam@lemmy.blahaj.zone -3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So do you skip movies unless they're documentaries? It's OK for people to like fiction even if you don't.

[–] Zagam@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

I'm m only guessing but I bet she's only good at faking orgasams.

[–] Zagam@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It's real. To be fake it would take professional wrestling levels of acting ability. And do you really think either of these two has that?

[–] Zagam@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If I can hit it by softly lobbing a rock at it, it's here. Farther than that but I can still see it, it's there. Out of sight it's over there somewhere.

 
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