averagedrunk

joined 2 years ago
[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My last job is currently controlling kubernetes with Ansible (configuration management and orchestration) in a hybrid cloud model. The new engineering director likes yaml so they put yaml on his yaml.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago (5 children)

They make fake tattoo sleeves.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

That's a good tune. One of the first I learned when I figured out power chords on the guitar.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

--Alex Blechman

Except in this case it's a political party instead of a tech company.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I always thought Danzig was pretty much baseline metal in the 90s. His other band was (is? I don't keep up) a few subgenres of punk.

But truthfully I don't try to keep up with how they draw genre lines. I like what I like, and Danzig makes music I like.

I have nothing useful to add to anything you've said and agree with your message.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (19 children)

That era of Internet history was wild. Between weird sex stuff like that and tentacle soup, weird body stuff like goatse and tubgirl, and straight up death like two guys one hammer. It seemed like every third person on the internet was trying to trick you into watching one of those.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Report, block, and move on folks. If the mods want this place to harbor racists then they'll do nothing. But you did your job.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I hate to be that guy but I'm too tired to make dinner tonight. I'm just going to order something.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep. A lot of these tech companies that have run in the red for years are now being called on to produce a profit and pay the big backers.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Why shouldn't they be allowed cell phones, at least as a privilege? They shouldn't be allowed to harass anyone, but they're people. JPay and other predatory companies put an undue burden on families just trying to talk to their loved ones (who, let's face it, may not be guilty) in the pen. There are even worse companies that pretend to be places where you can send money or put money on a phone card for a loved one but once you get to the fine print it's just a scam. That dries up if you just allow folks the opportunity to talk to their family during their downtime.

But fuck them, I guess. People are in jail to be punished and if they don't have the maximum amount of punishment 24x7 along with their families then we're not really getting our money's worth.

Or maybe he's talking on a butt phone.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago (11 children)

You can't really cook a person's rib primal the same way you'd do beef. People meat is not marbled like beef so you'd want to cook it low and slow with a lot of moisture.

So while you could have a people prime rib sandwich, it's not going to have a great texture.

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