Hehe just what I thought
(Edited to remove a joke that someone else already made)
Just looked, didn’t even need to upvote, you’re just over 20 as of just now
FUHHK YEWW ahm GATORADIN’
Please. Libertarians can always afford WAY more expensive shoes than that
Sorry but the whole chart is misaligned here. Lawful good is dog-earing the page: it requires zero extra items and uses the structure of the book itself, and it doesn’t get in the way like a (shudder) ribbon does.
All others are chaotic evil options that get in the way of reading
I’d love to do this clearly easier method except that dust jackets are the devil. One, they ALWAYS get ruined, ALWAYS. Two, they’re weirdly loud if you read in bed & your partner is trying to sleep. Three they sure don’t keep dust off if you store books on a shelf standing up
In fascist America, the one-party private enterprise has control over government!
Meowthering Heights <3
That’s a great pseudonym, if it is one. Troy Hunter, i.e. hunter of trojans. Fantastic
Gods what a great racket this sounds like. Just tell parents how they’re wrong about everything & slap a “Dr” in front of your name, abandon all your morals & get filthy rich & bathe yourself in fecal-scented cash
Photo of Rita Moreno in Stephen Sondheim’s West Side Story, singing the song “America”. Rough translation: You gotta vote, it’s worth it, if everyone votes, PRicans gonna save it
Hope posting feels like the best thing to do rn
I love these, I don’t even know who the Martok character was, but they’re so deliciously stupid and I giggle smirk at every last one so thanks for doing them