beemikeoak

joined 4 weeks ago
[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 day ago

Fine. I haven't watched a single Olympic piece of shit athletic game? in like 20 years. Go ahead, ask me...who won gold for swimming in the pool like 3 or 4 times back and forth like a stupid mofo? Don't know! Who gives a single australian cluster flying fuch? I don't. I go swimming instead of watching swimming.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 day ago

Gotta eat the L.reuteri yoghurt. It rejuvenated my stomach.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe next time around?

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

You're probably thinking ew! Who would ever want that? They must have worked hard on the marketing side!

Well there was nothing better and everyone had a TV. So they had normal TV commercials for it.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Why is the water green?

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

PNW... The utility decided to take our power out. It was sort of local so not complaining too much.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The past few weeks have been interesting. There's a local road here that includes a tight curve with a parking section that ends abruptly. The utility company is routing a creek and rebuilding the sidewalk. So they narrowed the road. The first week a bunch of carts ended up with unscheduled front suspension readjustments. They were all driving out of the lane and right into the abruptly terminated parking area. So the utilities fixed it by adding an asphalt ramp to the end of the parking area. So now you get your suspension totally destroyed and a view of the neighbors as your car flies a good foot above ground. I hope someone set up a camera for the awesomeness.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

I wanna be a handler!

...welcome Mr Robert Pinsky Minisky. I was sent here to pick you up from the airport on behalf of great Orange leader. Where would you like to go after we take you to your room we have meny park and a huge museum special for tourism entertainment.

Oh Costco? Mr, Robert! That's for commoners. Let me show you the place we call store. Special for tourism!

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

The lithography machines could easily be reverse engineered.... Mechanically..... Only to find out just how complex the rest of the system is just to get it to even work making crap level chips much less anything respectable near the 3nm level. That would be hilarious. Like when the US left a bunch of helicopters and one of the revel factions got a hold of them...yey! We got the helicopters! Only to find out the helicopters aren't the thing that holds power. Barking up the wrong tree.

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