beemikeoak

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[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 days ago

It started getting wet and mushy 2 minutes ago captain.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 5 days ago

Stephen Colbert was talking about George Brush and Al Gore. He was still at the daily show part time and John Stewart was leading.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 5 days ago

So that's 8 total ministers.

2 ministers + 6 others....others ministers I assume.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 days ago

I would say yes, it is an open secret. Totally nuts to think that the self lives somehow after we die. Its much more logical that this is it..there's nothing more but this experience.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 days ago

Hopefully at least it was an open casket type of accident?

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 6 days ago

Lazy mexirice: get a cup of rice or whatever amount you like, pour it over a hot pot already coated in hot olive oil. Shake it or stir the rice continuously in high heat. Keep looking at the oil wet rice. It will go from being fully clear to an opaque white. You can stop at white or continue until they get a more toasted brown orange color. At that point pour a good amount of ketchup from a squeeze bottle. Immediately following that with a cup of hot water. Now lower the heat fill the pot with enough hot water to cover the rice,. Finally cover the pot and wait 20 minutes. Add water if it dries too much.

You could toast a tomato and then add onions and such, buy ketchup is the lazy way. I do add some garlic powder.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 6 days ago

Fine fine. Potatoes potato. Tomatoes tornados.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 6 days ago

OK at most then.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 week ago

It's not their fault that salmon are too conductive. Maybe if that DFMEA had been truly thought through, maybe things would be fine...

Failure mode: Short circuit
Effect: starts huge multi state fire causing millions to lose power and their homes and belongings.
Cause: very conductive fish placed across power lines.
Occurrence: never but maybe one day.
Severity: holyshitballs Batman! Bad.
Detection: balls chopped off 3 times over with no anesthesia sort of detection. You will know as soon as the fish fries.
Mitigation: never place a wet conductive fish across power lines god damn it! Put Bob and Roscoe in Jail preemptively.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago

Buy or make L.reuteri yoghurt or supplement pill. I'm treating my acid reflux with it. Its truly remarkable how good it makes your tummy and butt exit door feel.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How about a n NBC sitcom about a Republican racist asshole who moves to Seattle and makes a ton of friends only to find out they are all gay at the nude bike riding parade?

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago

Who was the last ruzzian asshole president to be tossed into a volcano? Yes it could be accidental and from the 5th floor so long as the body enters the lava.

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