benderbeerman

joined 2 years ago
[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You step back real far and lean forward, stabilize with your hand on the tank. It might take a lil practice but it's light years better than trying to bend it down

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like they take their distances pretty seriously over there in the mile-high city

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Looks like maybe Hugh Laurie is getting the best head

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Means you're no longer pengrant

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

S P A C E B A L L S 2 the search for more money

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Fitness dick up in yo mouth BOOM got 'em

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Why is the dude shooting oranges at teenagers in the park from a Proton Pack the least weird thing about this poster?

Dormant teenage organs? Male doctor? Wtf?

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Check da statistics fam, man's international now!

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago
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