Read this to my husband.
Him: "I never know where the punctuation goes, so I rewrite it so the () are in the middle of the sentence and I don't have to worry about it."
Me: "I do that too!"
Him: (because we've been together almost 30 years) "I don't think we've ever talked about this."
I still have some covid home tests, will these still throw a positive on the new variants? (Assuming the test is still good)
Thank you for the list.
Is he mad the list isn't all "American" actors?
Say the correspondent's out loud.
Yes
Are you sure you're not a couple and it snuck up on you?
How long does it keep once you make it?
I grew up eating garden tomatoes. Went to college, for the first time bought a grocery store tomato. Cut into it, tasted it... turned to my friend, what the fuck is this shit?
Real butter for things where you can taste it. Store brand for things where the other flavors are more overpowering and don't really notice the butter.
I got a tortilla press and masa harina. I will not buy premade corn torillas again. Masa isn't that expensive, add salt, water, mix, press, and cook on a dry pan (or super lightly oiled, i put a very light layer on mine since it's cast iron)
So much tastier than store bought and better texture.
This is what I was going to say. Practice hills.
Practice taking off from being parked uphill.
Practice taking off from being stopped downhill.
People will park/pull up almost to your bumper and give you very little wiggle room.
It's a porn reference. Kinda like Loss, but for a porn meme