iSeth

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Are there any common household items or products that you think are designed incredibly poorly? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] iSeth@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Planned obsolescence. When the battery finally dies, you can't use it wired.

what’s a pun in your language, the english translation, and do you think it makes sense in english or has an english equivalent? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] iSeth@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

A similar joke could be made in English as "root", to dig with the nose, is also part of a plant. Earthworm is, unfortunately, not a homophone.

My favorite of this style is about roast beef and pea soup.

Name one thing you don't believe in, but you wish was actually true. in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] iSeth@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Trickle-down economics.

Anon becomes a shrimp farmer in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] iSeth@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bugs taste like shrimp

It's coming in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
Running Plasma instead of Gnome for the first time in years in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] iSeth@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And the RAM usage!

XFCE for life!

How many Lemmings do you know IRL? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
Judges Acquit a Total of 23 Pirate IPTV Subscribers: Personal Use is Not a Crime in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] iSeth@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does Italian have a certain way to pronounce acronyms? Plenty are pronounced in English. Eg: laser

What should I expect if I have been summoned for jury duty? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] iSeth@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

If you're lucky they'll turn you away at sign-in saying, "the courtroom is full, take your money and go".

If you had the choice to be born would you have been born? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] iSeth@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If a different sperm had won, I wouldn't be here.

Team effort or not, there is one success.

If you had the choice to be born would you have been born? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] iSeth@lemmy.ml -2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

We all had a choice (well, maybe not ivf babies), we were just so dumb (single cell sperm) that the "choice" was not informed.

If you had the choice to be born would you have been born? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] iSeth@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Use is to be used

Useful implies a user

Only life can use

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