imPastaSyndrome

joined 2 years ago
[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I AM TANK BIRD MAN. PLEASE DO NOT THROW GRENADES IN MY OPEN TANK SLOT

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How does he pay for it if he's broke?

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee -2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And we're talking about fizzy water which could mean either

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee -2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Not everyone likes the taste of quinine it's super bitter bro

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago
[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's the idea.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You really want to go down that road? Because I'm sure there's a Wikipedia article that could show you a lot more attempted assassinations for pop stars than presidents /world leaders

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

I mean that would not stop musk unfortunately so if you're looking for a twofer, buy Taco Bell's new taco supreme twofer where you get chicken and beef mixed together into one hot wheat bag of fun, how come we got hot model Zoolander murdering the prime minister of Malaysia Yes, I'm pretty sure that's what happened in this timeline, and Malaysia hasn't made their own Miss universe to get Trump? Makes you really think doesn't it?

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing is a joke anymore. It's happening. It's real. We are all fucked

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why only one?

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh no not an asshole ignoring me!

 

A funny (see: sad and disappointing but not surprising ) part but not certainly the only funny part:

Boebert said she was “extremely disappointed in the bias” of reporter Ryan Warner’s questions about a third of the way through the interview, and she later battled with him over climate change and water, saying “there’s certainly a reason” she doesn’t “listen to CPR news.”

 
 
 
 
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