mavu

Ahh, i loved reading this. like blam on a sunburn. cold water on a hot day.

I think i discovered i have a kink for people shit-talking about tech CEOs.

Nothing could go wrong with that, and i mean LITTERALLY nothing.

I don't know if it's because i'm not a native speaker, but i consider people who use "male" and especially "female" instead of "men" or "women" very very weird at best.

You can never go wrong with the classic, Turtleneck top, glases (not optional), sneakers, Ulysses.

There is a more modern way though, bring a travel chessboard and do random moves, then look at your phone type somethgin, wait, and then make another random move.

It's called making a product/service for their customers instead of for the shareholders bank balance.

same, same, same, and same.

"To cut off your own nose to spite the face" is the only thing that comes to mind here.

"ALRIGHT! I"LL SAY YES BUT PLEASE GET BACK INTO THE COCKPIT AND FLY THE PLANE!"

tears in my eyes..

tears in my fucking eyes.

YES!

Finally a way to destroy the AI hype.

Maybe the man is good for something besides wasting oxygen after all.

Well, to that i can only say a heartfelt

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Oh, I know this one! The question for this answer is: "What is the most stupid way to find inefficiencies that you can think of?" for 200!