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Not knowing any German I can't tell the difference between this being correct or your putting down "the water sloshing noise machine" with a German accent.

The patient is asked to mark it so that the doctors can't screw up the marking. It pushes liability on the patient.

This just in: Anti-DEI initiatives prevent the explicit inclusion of stdio.h

Administration officials were quoted as saying "fclose(government)"

As in WoW, in real life if you're going to get hammered having a healer nearby is a good choice.

I'm not really sure what you're saying in the first part here. Not liking a show's gimmick is a completely acceptable reason to not like the show. You agreed that it was acceptable to dislike the gimmick but you don't like people citing the gimmick as the reason they didn't like the show?

This is what my laptop screen looked like after I dropped it.

tract. though there's a joke in there about calling it a track when you have the runs.

Directions unclear: cannot determine which side goes towards enemy.

Translating structured logic into spoken language is iffy. (I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself)

The code reads to match OP if stated as: "If and only if the value of 'a' equals 1 then set the value of 'b' to equal one." Placing the conditional at the beginning of the sentence maintains the correct dependency.

That's the "Worf Speed" filter. Common mistake.

Star Fleet on a chicken seat

There still being a crosswalk there is a reasonable excuse, but I think it's more simple. The less complex the traffic rules are the easier they are to build signage for, learn, and follow. Everyone stops at the stop sign. Plain. Simple. Easy. Safer.