Feels like we're gonna need to clone, deputize, and immortalize that goose that chases everyone around asking Who did, motherfucker?
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Is that the Gila Cliff Dwellings in NM? My brother and I went there years ago but I don't remember it being this large.
I know that a fairly large B2B Ecommerce platform called OroCommerce just moved all their customers' cloud hosting to Oracle. I doubt that would have all of a sudden made Larry Ellison the richest guy in the whole world, but it is something that happened recently. I sure don't hear a lot of people saying LETS USE ORACLE otherwise these days.
Pretty soon they're gonna be like "Y'all know what we're doing and you know what we're going to say, and we are not wearing these hot-ass moving blankets anymore either. Fuck all y'all."
I cannot correctly say my kids' names when I'm stressed out in a hurry. I just end up saying both of their names. Eventually I will be right.
❤️ Xi loves me ❤️ 😭 Xi loves me not 😭
For like 15 years my wife and I will occasionally greet each other with the "I came here specifically for dinner!" line from MST3K Mitchell. That movie really holds up.
Your Honor, may I approach the bench and slam my three fingers of Cutty
"Critics See Big Risks"
Now this place sucks even more than it did before! God damn this whole thing is stupid.
Now this place sucks even more than it did before! God damn this whole thing is stupid.
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Boy I did not see this coming. Surely he won't pull some other kind of un-American shit that benefits Russia and nobody else because that would be UNHINGED which naturally calls for a SLAM from some toothless leader/group after which he/Miller will be described as MELTING DOWN so I should subjectively FEEL BETTER and believe that he is not REWRITING THE BOUNDARIES OF REALITY somehow