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Ah, 2026. The first year of the war on Canadian ~~oil~~ terror.

That's assuming they're still employed at the time of writing your comment.

UNIDENTIFIED! they have no fucking clue who they even ARE?!

And there's a good chance they won't. Three dead, but no CEO was harmed. There won't be a nationwide manhunt, and the police won't do anything beyond the bare minimum that is required.

He'll be SLaMmeD in that strongly worded letter, they'll pat themselves on the back for a job well done, then run another candidate without a primary.

It's still the Chromium browser. Same problems, but now at the mercy of two corporations that are looking to turn a profit.

Ministry of TruthSocial*

It's a toss-up between him and President Musk.

Musk also threatened changes to X’s Community Notes after fact-checkers refuted his claims.

The only part of this that surprises me is that it didn't happen sooner. Musk is so thin-skinned that he's indistinguishable from an anatomical model of a human.

The Children:

It won't be States, that's for sure.

Oligarchs have their money tied up in property, investments, and hidden from the taxman in foreign banks. Destroying the stock market would hurt them a bit, but destroying banks? The way they see it, only poor people have their money in a savings account.