satans_crackpipe

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Family happiness in c/funny@lemmy.world
[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Because of the psychoactive stimulant that builds tolerance quickly.

Reddit Falls Short of Ad Growth Targets Ahead of Likely 2024 IPO in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When did discord become useful?

How would you feel/react if your home address was announced & published very publicly the same way celebrities experience? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Were you published for writing tough guy prose?

Why do you use the terminal? in c/linux@lemmy.ml
Dentist in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
Why do you use the terminal? in c/linux@lemmy.ml
[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Because I don't use desktop environments.

Merry ChristmaX in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I would be pissed if I got a 10/100 catalyst switch too.

Swiss cocaine so cheap and widely used they’re considering legalising it in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Your cocaine was cut with amphetamines.

Swiss cocaine so cheap and widely used they’re considering legalising it in c/world@lemmy.world
YSK: To prevent mashed potatoes from being gummy, boil the potatoes whole. in c/youshouldknow@lemmy.world
[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Adjusting an early process to compensate for faulty processes further into cooking isn't the right answer. I always cut potatoes before boiling. They never turned out gummy and lots of paying customers agreed.

Dentist in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
What would you do if a wicked fairy's spell transformed you into a dog or a cat? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Probably get hit by a car.

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