shortypants

joined 2 years ago
[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I used to feel this way but then a friend and I decided to get really stoned and watched one MST3K-style and made crude and snarky comments through most of it and we had fun. It works best if it's a movie with a recognizable actor, our first one had Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and your friend(s) are quick-witted and have little to no moral compass.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Razor's Edge (1984)

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You can't leave us hanging, what's 1st place on your list?

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

She's cute so they will back her and continue to vote for her. Florida GOP has figured this out and flexing hard. Run a cute vapid cunt and you're good.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The mental gymnastics these people are capable of are depressingly impressive.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Also, fuck you too Megyn.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Megyn Kelly is nasty ~ Donald Trump

Megyn has that short term GOP memory. These people have no soul.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He reminds me of a bearded, pudgy Norm MacDonald.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago

No, I think pussy is an appropriate term here. I'm not a woman and can't gatekeep the term but I think that most women would agree that Putin attacking a children's hospital is a full pussy move.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

But the sign only said No Water Toys Allowed in the Wave Pool.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Get the 7 Eleven multicopy app. You can do all kinds of things.

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