this_1_is_mine

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[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Being the one who emptied the entirely overfilled sharpener..... Taking a good solid 4 whacks on the bin to get it to clear out enough you could just shake the rest out ..... Totally not getting stared down the whole time by literally everyone in the room... During the totally exaggerated 3 minute long shake out. Then proceed to sharpen pencil. Don't forget to empty the sharpener again.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Isn't his hiring dei?

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have they got the loop long enough you don't end up I. A traffic jam.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm just hoping they don't have to tow anything....

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Just hand out twizzlers for everything. Double points if you can bite the ends off and then jam it into the cup for the customer before handing it to them.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Take and fold lengthwise in half twice. Hold both ends and the give it 3to 5 twists so it now looks like a twizzler now ball it up and jam it somewhere as long as its some where tight. It won't tangle cause it already is. When you ready for them just pull them out they will untwist themselves generally.

It doesn't need to be tightly twisted just enough to hold it.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Its rough on rats in my ass.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Wanna know how to jam a set of headphones in any pocket or purse and not have them tangle? I'm not giving the way unless someone asks for it.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

job security.... hows the health plan?

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah have you seen lithium mining...... You think Exxon will do it safely? Cleanly?.....

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

"Every couple summers, me and a couple hunters, like to row in from the isle of astonishing mother fuckers...."

-Hail Mary Mallon

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Without installing things like red star os first.

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