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[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 38 points 2 months ago (7 children)

There's no way to ask this without it coming off as a roast, so I'm just going to lean into it: What the fuck do Canadian tourists do in Montana? Look at mountains? Why, did Canada run out?

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's kind of the point, that show ended 28 years ago. What have you seen him in since then? When he's been mentioned in the years since, it's generally either to make a joke about his career or just his general persona.

30 Rock in 2006: In this episode, Jenna Maroney goes on a sexual walkabout, engaging in a bunch of deviant sex acts. At ~3:45, we see the very end of her checklist:

  • In an airplane wheel well
  • Pull a general Tso's Revenge
  • Run a train with the cast of "Training Day" on a train
  • Soon-Yi a marriage
  • Supreme court Justice,Liberal
  • Yoko a band
  • Dean Cain

Once the band has been Yoko'd, she scrolls down to the final entry. "Ugh, Dean Cain," she sighs, rolling her eyes.

Family Guy in 2007: Dean Cain is so desperate for attention that he's taken to wearing old Superman merch and sidling up to random strangers then saying "Hey, is that Dean Cain?" in a fake voice.

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, it's literally true that he's a former Superman actor, but he's been a punchline for over 20 years, to the point where he's probably better known as a joke than an actor.

 

Seth Macfarlane was just interviewed for Ted Danson's podcast, Where Everybody Knows Your Name. It's a wide-reaching interview that covers much of Macfarlane's career, across animation, TV, film and music.

There's not much of an Orville focus, but a couple of mentions are peppered throughout. There was one particular section right at the end that really caught my ear, though. Throughout the chat, they talk about living in difficult political times, which Ted picks up again at about 1:03:00.

Ted:

You, in some quote or something talk about "optimistic and fun". Maybe it was looking back at the things that you drew, but you used those two words, "optimistic and fun". Putting that out into the world, which you do through your work and your music, is a contribution to this thing we're talking about: why our hearts ache at this point. Putting that out... if that's all you did in life, you can't discount that as moving the needle in the right direction.

Seth:

That's why I did The Orville. And that's why I... you know, we're... we're... we're gonna... we still are yet to do a season 4. That's why I did that show, because when I was a kid, Hollywood was providing that voice in various forms. There was a lot of hope.

And we're doing a really... you know, some of the blame lies right here in this town. The dishes that we are serving up are so dystopian and so pessimistic. And yeah, there's a lot to be pessimistic about, but it's so one-sided. There's nothing we're doing that's providing anyone an image of hope. I mean, look, I love The Handmaid's Tale, it's a great fucking show. Beautifully written, beautifully directed. But there's a lot more of that than there is of... you know, what we used to get from Captain Picard.

Where is Hollywood's... they're certainly giving us a lot of cautionary tales, but where are the blueprints that they once gave us for how to do things correctly. It can't all be just "Here's what's gonna happen to you if you fuck up." You do need, "Here's what you can achieve if you change your ways and do things right."

At the start of his answer, Seth smiles as he fumbles for the right words to describe the state of season 4. If I was cold reading him, I'd say what he was about to say was "that's why we're doing season 4" but he is consciously avoiding those words because the studio is in charge of when the official announcement is made. He doesn't have a great poker face.

The full interview is an hour and 7 minutes. If you're looking specifically for Orville insights, you probably won't find them, but Macfarlane is an interesting enough guy, I was happy to hear him tell his story and the Orville hints were a bonus.

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

This show was not even a year and a half old when it made the departure of a series regular genuinely hurt. Taking to school a certain well-known space opera that tries and fails to do the same thing literally months later, a franchise that The Orville was suppose to be a parody of.

It also put me in mind of the way a certain character fairly unceremoniously left early TNG. That was still season 1, but episode 23, so technically further into the show than we are here if you're counting in minutes. And it was much worse. The Orville absolutely gave a masterclass here.

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Oh funny. I just mentioned this in my comment as well. The lack of prosthetics in that scene were apparently scripted. It is supposed to represent Alara picturing herself as a human.

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

Without wanting to get into too much behind-the scenes drama, there may or may not have been some interpersonal stuff behind this episode. Halston Sage (Lt. Alara Kitan) and Seth MacFarlane (Capt. Mercer) were at one point in a romantic relationship, and then they weren't any more, and then Alara left the series. Nobody has outwardly connected those things in a causative sense; in public, the explanation was simply that this was the right story for the show. I find that a little hard to justify, though, and promptly ...

Future episode spoilers... replacing her with a new Xelayan ...

... smacks of allowing rewrites of future scripts which expected her to be available.

That said, this episode itself is very strong (even if Alara isn't!); it doesn't feel like a rush job in any way. Alara's family (and old friend Robert Picardo again) initially seem a bit one-note with their "Military bad" attitudes, but are revealed to have more depth as we spend more time with them, in part through their almost complete helplessness when confronted with a stressful situation. It's a shame it took this to get them to find respect for Alara, but that's families for you.

Something I frankly never noticed before was that Halston Sage has no Xelayan prosthetics in the fantasy sequence where she rides an Eevek (Xelayan horse thing) on the beach, as seen in the thumbnail of this post. This was included in the script, confirming that it's not a production mistake. Alara picturing herself as happily human gives her some additional depth. She's an outsider in both Xelayan and human society, so this represents one of the paths she could take to finding a place.

It's a fantastic farewell to a character who I wish we got more time with, an arc cut short by ... something. The only problem I have with the episode--besides it including Alara's exit-- is a minor one: the grieving-cum-vengeful parents appear comically villainous (e.g. when threatening to start lopping off Solana's fingers: "Which one, sweetie?"). I think they could have been given a slightly less scene-chewing evil that didn't take so much relish in violence. There's no room left to sympathize with them, because they're just awful. Maybe that's to soften our feelings about the Kitans. They could be worse!

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago

Suffer like DC did?

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I kind of wish this headline just kept going.

Proton’s Lumo AI chatbot: not end-to-end encrypted, not open source, bad taste in music, murdered family of five

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 11 points 2 months ago

I'm thinking about my eye floaters roughly 200% of the time and I still mistake them for bugs flying past my face at least once a week.

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 52 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I checked, whoever CONEY is isn't saying these things, it's a reaction video making fun of the satanic panic around Pokémon. That's why in the profile pic he looks like one of those dudes who would make an outrageous reaction face in the thumbnail, because he usually does. No shade, except for the obvious shade.

EDIT: I'm watching the OG video (35 damn minutes); favorite pull quote so far:

The danger of Dungeons & Dragons or any kind of role-playing game like this is that it's played with the mind and--when played with the mind--the mind begins to lose that fine line with what's real and what's fantasy. And the more you get into the fantasy world, the more it seems real and all of a sudden now, you don't know what's real or what's not.

Seems like.

EDIT2: Hold up though, is this guy working undercover for Prima Guides or something?

And now, parents, if you're not up on Pokémon, you need to be. And one of the things you can do is go out and buy the official Pokémon Trading Card Game Player's Guide. And you can get this at any store that sells any of the Pokémon stuff. I mean anything. You can get it like at Toys 'R' Us or any of those places that sell any of the Pokémon.

 

I know I'm very far behind, but I just finished season 1 of Orphan Black. It's clearly good and I like large parts of it, but several of the main characters are written to be kind of awful people, in-universe. I don't know how much I'd enjoy watching a show where I don't like about 30% of the characters.

Obviously, Helena is super broken from a terrible upbringing and to some extent can't be blamed for her unconscionable actions, most egregiously the murder of her surrogate mother, Amelia. But I've seen TV shows before and it's pretty clear that she's going to be redeemed in "future" seasons. I guess some of this will involve reckoning with her actions in season 1, but you know ... as of right now, she sucks.

Then, Alison basically murdered her best friend by watching her get strangled by the garbage disposal. There's mitigating factors in that Alison sincerely believed Aynsley was monitoring her, etc., but ultimately she just let her die because she was kind of nosy and mean. That also sucks.

Throw in Art the corrupt cop, who seems like he's going to become an important ally of the team, and these unlikeable people are really starting to add up. It might just be 2025-ray-vision making corrupt cops who cover for other corrupt cops less appealing as protagonists, but oof, that's not such a fun time.

Also, just about everybody's sexual dynamics in the show are sketchy as hell. I'll spoiler this part because it's about sexual assault.

tw: saIs everybody in this fucking show raping somebody? Most of the sexual relationships depicted are between people who are lying about their real identities. Paul and Beth, "Beth" (Sarah) and Paul, Delphine "Beraud" (Cormier) and Cosima, Donnie and Alison. Some of this is 2025-ray-vision again, but there's a hell of a lot of rape by deception going on here and I really don't like it.

I understand that these characters are clearly supposed to be morally grey at best, but right now I just actively dislike a lot of them. Maybe they really turn it around, or maybe you're just supposed to dislike them, I don't know. But I'm not eager to start on season 2 and spend more time with these people who all suck.

 

Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre is projected to lose his longtime rural Ottawa seat to Liberal Bruce Fanjoy.

 

By Joe Brockmeier
March 4, 2025

Mozilla's actions have been rubbing many Firefox fans the wrong way as of late, and inspiring them to look for alternatives. There are many choices for users who are looking for a browser that isn't part of the Chrome monoculture but is full-featured and suitable for day-to-day use. For those who are willing to stay in the Firefox "family" there are a number of good options that have taken vastly different approaches. This includes GNU IceCat, Floorp, LibreWolf, and Zen.

If you're interested, you should read the whole article, but below are the summaries of the four tested browsers.

IceCat is probably a good choice for folks who are more concerned with the free software ethos and privacy than with functionality.

Overall, Floorp is an interesting project with some nice enhancements to the Firefox UI. However, the development roadmap seems a bit more haphazard than I would like—switching back and forth between Firefox rapid release and ESRs, for example. That may not dissuade other folks, though.

For the most part, users would be hard-pressed to spot many differences between LibreWolf and Firefox at first (or second) glance, so a screen shot of LibreWolf seemed a bit unnecessary. That approach is likely to appeal to many users who are uneasy with things like telemetry and Pocket, but don't want an entirely new browsing experience.

Currently, Zen isn't fully baked enough for me to consider switching to it. Others may be more adventurous in their browsing habits than I am, though. I can say that it has stabilized significantly since I first tried it shortly after its first public release. The project does bear keeping an eye on, and the Mozilla folks could do worse than to copy some of the ideas (and code) that the project is experimenting with.

 

By Joe Brockmeier
March 4, 2025

Mozilla's actions have been rubbing many Firefox fans the wrong way as of late, and inspiring them to look for alternatives. There are many choices for users who are looking for a browser that isn't part of the Chrome monoculture but is full-featured and suitable for day-to-day use. For those who are willing to stay in the Firefox "family" there are a number of good options that have taken vastly different approaches. This includes GNU IceCat, Floorp, LibreWolf, and Zen.

If you're interested, you should read the whole article, but below are the summaries of the four tested browsers.

IceCat is probably a good choice for folks who are more concerned with the free software ethos and privacy than with functionality.

Overall, Floorp is an interesting project with some nice enhancements to the Firefox UI. However, the development roadmap seems a bit more haphazard than I would like—switching back and forth between Firefox rapid release and ESRs, for example. That may not dissuade other folks, though.

For the most part, users would be hard-pressed to spot many differences between LibreWolf and Firefox at first (or second) glance, so a screen shot of LibreWolf seemed a bit unnecessary. That approach is likely to appeal to many users who are uneasy with things like telemetry and Pocket, but don't want an entirely new browsing experience.

Currently, Zen isn't fully baked enough for me to consider switching to it. Others may be more adventurous in their browsing habits than I am, though. I can say that it has stabilized significantly since I first tried it shortly after its first public release. The project does bear keeping an eye on, and the Mozilla folks could do worse than to copy some of the ideas (and code) that the project is experimenting with.

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